i wasn't laying eggs in the bathroom, daddy.

the one line i hear everytime i bathe is this - "ANN!!! you laying eggs in the bathroom izit? faster come out!!"

well, instead of shouting at you again and again like i always do, this time, let me explain to you patiently why i take my own sweet time in the bathroom.

read daddy read.

MEN

enter bathroom
strip
splash water
shampoo and soap
splash water
wipe self
dress
come out

WOMEN

enter bathroom
look into mirror
spot for pimple and measure how big eye bag is
take syok-sendiri photos to post in facebook
strip
change water temperature
splash water
shampoo
soap
rinse
condition
rinse
cleanse
rinse
exfoliate
rinse
shave
mask
while wait for mask, measure whether bra size got increase or not
make plans to lose weight while staring at tummy
regret eating that bar of chocolate last night
remove mask
check effects of mask
tone
moisturize
dress
plan next shopping itenary
sunblock
take syok-sendiri photos to post in facebook
wrap wet hair with towel
apply leave-in hair conditioner
come out

don't ask again, ok, daddy?

mood : friendsick
listening to : Jonghyun - Y Si Fuerra Ella
craving for : the YouTube video to finish loading